Kettle's on

Some days you wake and immediately start to worry. Nothing in particular is wrong. It's just the suspicion that forces are aligning quietly and there will be trouble.

(Source: memewhore, via rattus-armatus)

my-ear-trumpet:

ladyattercop:

"A Fair Acrobat Soundly Thrashes A Man" (1898). He threatened her father; she "boxed [him] well about the head." -via Bob Nicholson

https://twitter.com/DigiVictorian/status/487610512830521344

my-ear-trumpet:

ladyattercop:

"A Fair Acrobat Soundly Thrashes A Man" (1898). He threatened her father; she "boxed [him] well about the head." -via Bob Nicholson

https://twitter.com/DigiVictorian/status/487610512830521344

(via mangaluva)

wizardust:

You… got a little something…

((I’m addicted to murderous dorks HELP))

(via yoshiya-joshua-kiryu)

Off for a week in the Rockies.

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(Source: xaviary, via prince-carlos-the-scientist)

Argh computer froze me out.

Good night, ice hell belles.

artnouveaustyle:

Gustav Klimt nails. Source.

artnouveaustyle:

Gustav Klimt nails. Source.

(via 1000-rat-corpses)

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

(Source: iraffiruse, via bonkalore)

“Gilt and Vetinari shared a look. It said: While I loathe you and every aspect of your personal philosophy to a depth unplummable by any line, I’ll credit you at least with not being Crispin Horsefry.”

—   Going Postal, Terry Pratchett, 2004 (via mzminola)

(via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)